The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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