That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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