Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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