Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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