that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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