He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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