I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just pee around me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Randomize
