i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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