Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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