he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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