I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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