she smelled like a LAN party
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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