Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I'm really busy with my period
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