You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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