Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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