I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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