p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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