Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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