He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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