im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he fucked my hip out of place.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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