New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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