So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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