evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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