try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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