I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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