I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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