He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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