I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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