remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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