Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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