Don't you send me to vm
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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