There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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