i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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