yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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