her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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