Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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