OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Never joke about your clitoris.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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