Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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