I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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