do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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