I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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