sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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