wat bout pragnant strippers??
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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