Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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