he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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