Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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