I want to stick my p in your. b.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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