can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
this will be a night to untag.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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