There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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