Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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