How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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