Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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