i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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