Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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