What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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