In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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